"Put Holden on it, he's good."
— the original Blade Runner
You're walking in the desert when you see a rhinoceros,
until now the magnum opus that's forming in your head
involves sequins—
I don't know why there is a rhino in the desert
it doesn't matter, it's hypothetical
—anyway the rhino looks
as if it might want to criticise your idea that colours
achieve an ultimate unity by fading in the distance
to perfect white.
Would you be worried about living without walls?
They do teach you about walls in the Academy?
No, I don't know
about the texture of the desert, rough I suppose.
Stop interrupting. Would you like cream
in your coffee?
That's not part of the test. You are covering the desert
with wallpaper. Why is that? Mile after mile
of featureless ivory paper.
One colour extending forever across the sand;
covering gravel, small spiky shrubs, tiny lizards,
dormant toads and jumping mice.
The paste is gumming up the small creatures' eyes.
None of them like it but you don't care.
Why is that?
OK, we're done You're not a replicant
and your artist's statement stinks. Oh, I'm a replicant, am I?
Would you like to take this outside?
Why is that?
until now the magnum opus that's forming in your head
involves sequins—
I don't know why there is a rhino in the desert
it doesn't matter, it's hypothetical
—anyway the rhino looks
as if it might want to criticise your idea that colours
achieve an ultimate unity by fading in the distance
to perfect white.
Would you be worried about living without walls?
They do teach you about walls in the Academy?
No, I don't know
about the texture of the desert, rough I suppose.
Stop interrupting. Would you like cream
in your coffee?
That's not part of the test. You are covering the desert
with wallpaper. Why is that? Mile after mile
of featureless ivory paper.
One colour extending forever across the sand;
covering gravel, small spiky shrubs, tiny lizards,
dormant toads and jumping mice.
The paste is gumming up the small creatures' eyes.
None of them like it but you don't care.
Why is that?
OK, we're done You're not a replicant
and your artist's statement stinks. Oh, I'm a replicant, am I?
Would you like to take this outside?
Why is that?
——written to use the names of different wallpapers that we found while deciding how to redecorate the lounge.