Contrary to previous reports...
...the revolution is being televised.
Sue has two leading revolutionaries
on the sofa; and in a while, Tony, our man
in the line of fire, will be reporting from
an ambush, somewhere outside the city.
The revolution is being televised,
remember that you saw it first on Yay-
Today! The station with the sparkle
and an improvised explosive trap. Talking
of which, later Wendy will show you how
to do one for yourself and detonate
by phone -- please get permission from whoever
pays the bills. This evening we'll have live debate
between El Generalissimo himself
and, most secret of the rebel leaders, The Fox,
who's just become the media director
for the revolution... but now here's Bob with today's
civilian damage and casualty news.