I had no reason for watching that, but YouTube is the master of the random education. Everything I know about large explosions, wacky Japanese marble-runs and They Might Be Giants comes from YouTube.
This study was interesting and noted several curious points, none of which I intend to repeat here. However it was conducted by the eponymous Massachusetts State Behavioural Risk Factor Surveillance Survey System, whose name is excellent, and whose stock in trade must be phoning random strangers to ask about their sex lives. Presumably during the evening meal.
Massachusetts State Behavioural Risk Factor Surveillance Survey System
People who have sex, unprotected by the bonds
of matrimony; people who elect the wrong candidates,
spend too many evenings getting canvassed
in their offices; people, people who need people;
unlucky people; people without two coins to rub
against a pie; people who lie, or whose friends lie
and who do not know; people who eat lotus,
junk food, polystyrene cups; people who pour syrup
left handed into the bath; people who laugh
at the staff with the questionnaire; people who care
too much, know too little, do not read
the warnings which are amply provided; and,
above all, people who were out on the evening
when we picked their number to randomly call.
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